Horse Nugget Revenge
Here you are - This eco gift, totally natural, is a modern fragrant gift of rural poetry, which may not only evoke romantic childhood memories, but also sorrow, remorses, yes maybe a good laugh and a change of attitude towards you, which would be the best result. The present serves take revenge and both as an almighty tool for self defence and a great weapon for retaliation to correct all injustic in life.
Cool, Modern Shitty Eco Gift
The gift proves:
- Your charm
- Your great goodness (who knows what else you might have contrived?)
- Your fantasy
- Your humour
- Your individuality
- Your love for nature and the environment
- Your ecological awareness and, last not least
- that you are a modern person and not old hat
Take Revenge - Send Wholehearted Country Greetings
So back to nature! A real eco gift in different wrappings. In any case: The addressees of you ingenious bio-gesture, numbskulls, cretins, morons and friends, will be completely impressed, surprised and overwhelmed, yes taken aghast. Now keep up with the times and attack with bio bombs!
So far no firearms licence is needed for any of our revenge gifts, but the political classes are working on it. Guess why.
