Cheap and light revenge affordable by all - for students, the poor and misers. Horse droppings, packed with care and love by the famous Revenge Horse.
If you want to vent your wrath on someone to think about his or her misdoings, then this present is fine. It will give your victim something to think about without doing real harm. The best is: It will keep you happy for a whole week. Once passed the effect you may consider ordering more of this heavenly stuff.
Discrete Revenge with a Wink of the Eye
The Light Revenge comes without any additives, just pure road apples, free of lactose, alcohol and fat. They are a wonderful "Thank-You" for past misdeeds as well as a friendly call for future good conduct before you might resort to heavier ammunition. If you ever asked yourself how to get revenge on a friend or a relative, well, here´s the answer.
Light Revenge for Friends and Small Crimes
This superb revenge article may also be applied to people you know well. It is no terrible stuff, just honest horse nuggets, a gift which will be understood by anyone who did you wrong, even family members! Mothers in law need stronger stuff, though. Nobody needs to be ashamed of this present. It obviously offers a socially acceptable reminder that an excuse from the lucky devil, who received it, is due.
Taking revenge is a natural impulse impuls after all.
Fast delivery as sent by letter. Easy payment.
Basic model sent in a simple clearbox-octagon. Decorative box with red bow as above for a trifle more.
Approximate prices in other currencies: £ 8.5, US$ 11, plus postage £ 3, $ 4,20 (approx.)