Top Notch Horse Nugget - a Classy Revenge
Extravagant surprise gift. As there only a few boxes of this really classy revenge gift left, you had better hurry.
In order to tune your gift up, you may pick a decorative box.
Send Poop - Royal Revenge Gift, Balmoral Quality
Size of the tin: 26 x 14 x 8, which is quite impressive. A super "Thank you", a heavy punishment for all kinds of offences, mideeds and crimes. Now breathe a sigh of relief ... justice is done.
As our Facebook campaign aims at Newzealand and Australia, your victims would get their revenge in box of a summer design. However - a winterly box in summerly Australia, well everybody would be curious. What a surprise then!
Should you prefer cows to horses, you may become happy with a real cow pattie.
Just let us know what you prefer.
This luxury gift is available in two versions. The basic model comes as a big flashy bag of road apples and the luxrious model in an outstanding white lacquered tin and a beautiful red ribbon. This will only cost a little bit more.