Powerful Vengeance 
Standard model and strong revenge from all your heart, a charming and most popular present for all nags, nerds and enemies. This load of road apples is an impressive gift from the terrible Revenge Horse, which will not fail to show effect. May contain traces of ebola.
Shocking, Punchy and Strong Revenge
Weight of this strong revenge according to weather conditions, but in its basic version always four lovely litres or nearly a gallon !
Sent directly and anonymously to your enemy. Remember: If infidelity is involved, then both of the two cheating parties should have their loads. The Shitty Revenge Banana is a favorite in these cases.
Surprise Your Enemies !
Fast delivery as sent by letter. Easy payment through Paypal.
There are two models, the basic version comes in a nice gift paper and the more beautiful version in a glossy white varnished tin with a golden ribbon - here named "Deco Box (interior)". This will cost a trifle more.
Both models may be packed in a deco cardboard box as below.
Your curses or prayers for your victim will be joined for free. 
The Revenge-Horse will also send you a photo on request.
Approximate prices in other currencies: £ 13, US$ 17, plus postage £ 3, $ 4,60 (approx.)
Dimensions, Box: S = 25 x 17 x 10 cm
