Vengeance is Sweet ...
We know them all - they cross our way again and again in life. We wish them to hell, tarred and feathered, but often lack ideas of how to take revenge effectivly and stay anonymous at the same time. The answer is: Send Poop. There´s your boss, the mother in law, the noisy neighbour, a mobbing colleague, the wicked teacher - you name them - the list is endless! And of course the ex, who ran off with another one ... This poop gift is your solution, for misdeeds and injustices have to be punished.
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Send Poop, Get even, Soothe your Mind
Luckily there is one solution: Honest horse nuggets or mushy cow patties for all your enemies, which can also be sent with a wink of your eye to your friends and even to your beloved, because he or she has forgotten the wedding anniversary - again!
Here´s the solution for a social need which cannot be denied. Taking revenge is a natural impulse: Just send poop!
Serve it Cold! Defend Yourself - All Occasions, Anyone, Friends and Enemies
There are so many coffee cups that have not been thrown, so many insults and offences that have been swallowed silently.
We had often become a victim in life, could not defend ourselves, had been left helpless and speechless, and had no idea of how to react properly, and - a great shame - had not even had a piece of dung at hand to throw after our enemies.
This produces frustration, restlessness, insomnia, lack of concentration and ugly pimples.
Yes, we cannot even work, which is terrible.
But we had been right. Everybody knows!
Now´s the time for vengeance! Enough frustration! The best gifts are often those, of which you profit yourself as well, which give you satisfaction and a good laugh. This is balm for soul and mind, maybe even on both sides.
This shitty gift is also a modern weapon, not yet subjet to a gun licence, anonymous, fast, uncomplicated.
So the solution is: Send your enemies or friends what they deserve - Send poop, the smell of the country, lovely horse nuggets, fragrant cow pats!
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Message: You may as well join some more or less friendly or poisonous words to your gift.
Now, it´s all up to you: Attack! Safely and anonymously !
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