Lovely Elephant Poop

Show your tuskers to all who have deserved them. Don´t let your enemies get away! We are set to help you crush them with this charming elephant poop gift.

Promotional price: 16,90 € (about 14,10 GBP or 19,30 USD).
If you so wish, we join a curse as well. No extra charge.

Your gift comes in a nicely wrapped clearbox of one litre of pure elephant poop, which is nearly two pints and will be about a third of the lovely dumplings in the picture.
A similar good choice is the cow pattie, by the way, if you think the elephant gift will be too overwhelming.

Good advice

Females often get hold of our balls, because a ladleful of the good stuff in the bath tub will result a nice tan and a give a soft skin. Some informed us that they dry the droppings and then crumble them with passion in their hubbys´ or useless boy friends´ muesli as well, for all the crap they have to sustain. The women, not the males!
A great surprise gift for female friends as well, they claim.
Whatever - our dumplings will be good fun and give you great satisfaction throughout the day.