Lovely Elephant Poop

Show your tuskers to all who have deserved them. Don´t let your enemies get away! We are set to help you crush them with this charming elephant poop gift.

Promotional price: 16,90 € (about 14,10 GBP or 19,30 USD). Check rates at Oanda.com.
If you so wish, we join a curse as well. No extra charge.

Your gift comes in a nicely wrapped clearbox of one litre of pure elephant poop, which corresponds to nearly two pints.
Your present it will boil down to about a third of the lovely dumplings in the picture.
A similar good choice is the cow pattie, by the way, if you think the elephant gift will be too overwhelming.

Good advice

Females often get hold of our balls, because a ladleful of the good stuff in the bath tub will result a nice tan and a give a soft skin. It is also said to shoo bad karma and help in love affairs. 
Some women informed us that they dry the droppings and then crumble them with passion in their hubbys´ or useless boy friends´ muesli as well, for all the crap they had to sustain. The women, not the males!
A great surprise gift for female friends as well, they claim.
Whatever - our dumplings will be good fun and give you great satisfaction throughout the day.