Poop Delivery - Terms and Conditions
1. Order Crap - CONTRACT and Terms and Conditions
1.1 Send Poop.com (the “Company” or “we” / “us”) operates from Germany. Here you can order crap. Please find details in the imprint.
1.2 The following Website Conditions set out the rules for how the Company runs the Website and supplies its Goods. By clicking the “Accept” button you accept and agree to be bound by these Website Conditions which shall govern the agreement between us.
1.3 The Company reserves the rights to change the contents of this Website, including the Website Conditions at any time without notice, by posting such changes on the Website. Your continued use of this Website following the posting of any such changes will constitute your acceptance of the revised Website Conditions.
1.4 If you do not accept these Website Conditions, you may not use this Website.
2. CONDITIONS - Order Crap
These Website Conditions govern your use of the Service and all orders placed by you for Goods via this Website.
3. ONLINE ORDERS
3.1 You must be over the age of 18 and able to form legally binding contracts under applicable law before you can order crap.
3.2 All Website Orders shall be deemed to be an offer by you to purchase the Goods. The Company is under no obligation to accept your Website Order (whether or not the Website Order has been acknowledged).
3.3 You shall be responsible to the Company for ensuring the accuracy of the terms of the Website Order submitted by you, and for giving the Company any necessary in formation relating to the Goods within a sufficient time to enable the Company to perform the Contract in accordance with its terms and the Company shall incur no liability as a result of any inaccurate information supplied by you.
4. Terms and Conditions ORDER ACCEPTANCE
4.1 Any order placed by you for goods advertised on our website is an offer by you to purchase the goods selected in your order. No contract exists between you and us for the sale of any goods until we have received your order and accepted it (which we may do at our discretion).
4.2 We will send you an order acknowledgement shortly after you place your order, notifying you that we have received your order. This acknowledgement is not notification that we have accepted your order.
4.3 If we accept your order, we will notify you by email that we have accepted it prior to dispatch of the goods. If we cannot accept your order (for example - but without limitation - because the goods are found to be unavailable) we will notify you.
4.4 The Confirmation you receive will contain a unique order number (“Order Number”). In case of queries, please indicate it.
4.5 In the event that, after we accept your order, we discover that the goods ordered are unavailable or that there was a pricing error, incorrect description or incorrect image on our website in respect of the goods ordered, we reserve the right not to supply the goods ordered and to offer you a refund or alternative product.
4.6 If there are any problems with your Website Order, you will be contacted by a member of the customer services team.
5. Terms and Conditions SPECIFICATIONS
5.1 The Company has made effort to display all information on as accurately as possible. Slight errors shall be subject to correction at any time without any liability to the Company.
5.2 For the purpose of the Contract, the quantity, quality, description and specification of the Goods shall be substantially as detailed in the Confirmation.
5.3 The Company reserves the right to alter the Goods or any relative specifications and designs at any time, without notice, as a result of changes in law or at the sole discretion of the Company.
6. Terms and Conditions PRICE AND PAYMENT - Order Crap
6.1 The price for the Goods that you order will be the price quoted on the Website at the date the Website Order is received by the Company. Prices are subject to change at any time, of the Company’s sole discretion, upon the posting of such prices on the Website. Prices include VAT, but do not include delivery, unless stated on the Website.
6.2 The Company shall not deliver the Goods until it has received confirmation of payment.
6.3 Payments to order crap may be made by
- Bank Transfer
- Direct Debit
7. Terms and Conditions DELIVERY
7.1.1 Return the Goods to the supplier: Because of the delicate nature of the Goods no returns can be accepted. As Goods would delivered to a third party, it would also be aberrant to expect that they could be recovered without breaking the anonymity of the customer.
However: If you got the feeling that your order had not arrived for some reason, the company will send a second and free item.
8. Terms and Conditions CANCELLATION BY US
8.1 You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the Company and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees and representatives from any and all third party claims and demands, including reasonable legal fees, for damages and/or costs due to or arising out of your breach of these Website Conditions and/or your use of the Website, the Service or any Goods.
9. Terms and Conditions OUR LIABILITY
9.1 Save as precluded by law, we will not be liable to you or any third party for any indirect, incidental, special, punitive or consequential loss, damage or expenses (including without limitation any loss of materials or data, interruption of service or wasted expenditure) howsoever arising out of your use of this website and / or the goods, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
We shall have no liability to pay any money to you by way of compensation other than to refund to you the amount paid for the goods in question. The foregoing limitations shall apply regardless of theory under which such cause of action is brought, whether in contract, tort, warranty or otherwise.
10. YOUR INFORMATION
10.1 You agree to provide current, complete and accurate information required as may be required in the course of using this website or the Service (“Your Data”). If any information you provide is false, incomplete or inaccurate, we may terminate your rights to use this Website. If the information you provide is fraudulent, you may also be subject to criminal and/or civil liability. You agree that we may store and use Your Data you provide (including credit card information) for use in maintaining your accounts.
End of Terms and Conditions - Now order crap.