Horse Nuggets - Shitty Revenge Gift
Get Crap and teach them an outstanding aromatic object lesson. Here are your reasons and your targets.
Your Victims: Silly Billies, Dumb Cows, Idiots and ... Friends
- Your hubby had a bit on the side? – Give him beansl!
- The banker squandered your money? – Send him some Shitty Vengeance!
- The sweetheart walked off with someone else? – This demands revenge!
- Your colleagues scoffed at you and mobbed you? – Pay them back!
- Bad marks and credits again? – This teacher will get a nasty surprise!
- Refusal of higher pay? This cries for retaliation!
- The neighbour does not stop her gossip? – Strafe her with biological napalm!
- Unpaid bills? Three reminders? – It is high time to react!
- A hotline, which runs hot? – A heavy mistake!
- An estate agent who ripped you off? – What an idiot!
- A girl friend talking behind your back? – She will regret it!
- A pack of lies about your holidays? – The travel company, the hotel, will get their just deserts!
- The landlord kept the deposit? – He will pay for it!
- A mean boss? You know the solution!
- An incompetent, stupid official? – He does not suspect anything yet!
- The craftsman botched it up? – This scoundrel deserves punishment!
- No service from your provider? – He will think of it!
- Layed off? A full litre of Eco-Vengeance at the anniversiary - Get Crap
- The new washing machine does not work? – A real bonanza!
- No solution to your problems but all kinds of red tape ... – A field day!
Injustice, Infidelity, Perfidity, Taunt, Wickedness, Insults, Gossip, Misdeeds
Also useful as
- a gag or last minute gift and for your friends looking for a good revenge gift themselves
- For you to have a mighty biological weapon at hand in all your warfares. A dozen bio-bombs in stock at a time should do. No fridge necessary. Arm yourself !
Shitty Eco Revenge - an Aromatic Object Lesson - Get Crap
There are so many reasons to give someone a piece of your mind and defend yourself, for the world is bad and unfair.
Wrath is fine, but beheading and quartering are forbidden; purgatory and hell are too far away in the future. So you need a good weapon - real horse droppings.
Heal your injuries - the Shitty Vengeance Horse helps you take revenge !
Show the bastard, show the bitch, what you feel. Make use of the cathartic effect of the terrible Horse Nuggets!
Send him, send her, a heap of horse nuggets!
Now, what about a fine grenade to start your aromatic object lesson?
